Jason Byrne is 17. With his leaving cert under his belt but no idea what to do next, who better to ask for advice than his dad, Paddy? There’s a (very) short stint studying accountancy (he was asked...

‘Mrs Byrne, you’ve a beautiful, very pale, ginger-haired baby boy with a wonky eye.” As she was handed me by the midwife, my mother wept for all the wrong reasons. She could have shagged a platypus...

The Secret Scientist is the third accidental adventure for Onion O’Brien and his gang of friends, the Five O's. This hilarious story from the zany brain of one of Ireland’s greatest funny men will be adored by all kids with a zest for fun.

The second book in The Adventures of Onion O’Brien from comedian Jason Byrne. Onion O’Brien is in trouble, again. This time he and the rest of the Five O’s are trying to stop the destruction of the Valley, the local wasteland where they hang out, but they’ll have to outwit pesky grownups, The Ferg and Judge, Mayor Ronald Bump, and the new teacher.